Funny Q & A

I got questions from online and I’m gonna answer them.

1.) Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Depends if my room is too messy or not.
2.) Do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? no I don’t ever really go to hotels nor do I use shampoo and conditioner.
3.) Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? out.
4.) Have you ever stolen a street sign? WHAT?!
5.) Do you cut out coupons and then never use them? No question? what’s a coupon?
6.) Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? NEITHER!
7.)Do you always smile for pictures? no I do silly faces.
8.) Do you ever count your steps when you walk? no boring.
9.) Have you ever peed in the woods? eww…. maybe…
10.) Do you still watch cartoons? DUH! Cartoons are the BEST!
11.) Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Why would i bury it?
12.) What do you drink with dinner? mineral water.
13.) What do you dip a chicken nugget in? I don’t really eat chicken nuggets
14.) What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Peter Pan *Sigh* the real life version not Disney
15.) Were you ever a girl guide? Still am, forever will be.
16.) Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Ewww! Privacy!
17.) Can you change the oil on your car? I don’t own a car.
18.) Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? no I don’t drive.
19.) Afraid of heights? once not now.
20.) Do you sing in the car? no but I would.
21.) Is Christmas stressful? No it’s cool.
22.) Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid. I’m still a kid, I’m gonna be an astronomer.
23.) Do you believe in ghosts? YEAH!
24.) The first concert you ever went to. I think it was horse and wood maybe…
25.) Walmart, Target, or Kmart? Target I suppose.
26.) Nike or Adidas? What?
27.) Can you curl your tongue? yeah!
28.) Have you ever cried because you were so happy? ummm…. no I don’t think so…
29.) The last concert you saw? I forget.
30.) Can you swim well? Yeah.
31.) Can you knit or crochet? nope.
32.) Are you a dog person or a cat person? Cat!
33.( Favorite Anime? Fairy Tail or Deltora Quest…

This is from somewhere else:

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Book, Wonders of Egypt, line, “Under a single king broke down. When order was eventually.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?  a big teddy bear
Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Watching Fairy Tail.
What is the last thing you watched on TV?  ummm… I don’t own a tv but I guess it was um… move it mob style?
Without looking, guess what time it is 7: 30
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? Whoo! 7:45
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my stomach.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 3 something, today, I was practising Guitair in the shed.
Did you dream last night? Nothing I think…
Do you remember your dreams? depends (See weird dream/s 1 & 2)
When did you last laugh?  IDK
Do you remember why / at what? probably fanfiction.
What is on the walls of the room you are in? Drawings paintings and a full body mirror.
Seen anything weird lately? I don’t think so…
What do you think of this quiz?  It’s funny.
What is the last film you saw? Jungle Book.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? I’ve always dreamt of living in Africa.
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?  A phone and a good laptop, and a pony…
Tell me something about you that most people don’t know. I read smut fanfiction… (Gah don’t yell at me it was an accident…. the first time.)
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would help people in poverty
Do you like to dance? alone. in my room. with the door closed.
Would you ever consider living abroad?  what does that mean?
Does your name make any interesting anagrams? Meaning? does the DIY part of my name count?
Who made the last incoming call on your phone? ummm…. last time anyone called my old phone was when we wondered what would happen if we called it while it was dead. it was dad.
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?A video recorder.
Last time you swam in a pool? sometime in febuary.
Type of music you like most? Pop.
Type of music you dislike most? Jazz
Are you listening to music right now? no I’m trying to watch Fairy Tail.
What color is your bedroom carpet? I don’t have carpet but mum’s red.
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? nothing my home is beautiful.
What was the last thing you bought? probably lollies.
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? no.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? NEVER!
Do you have a garden? ???????? Who doesn’t? don’t answer that.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? umm… I barely remember the tune it’s like. “Australians let us all rejoice for we are young and free, with umm something something land for toil, our land is girth by sea?” Oh I don’t remember.
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? what’s happening today, what I have to look forward to.
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!
Who sent the last text message you received? no one I have never gotten a text, but contradicting that, probably Telstra.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I don’t own a credit card.
What time is bed time? 9 pm bed 10ph lights out whenever sleep
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? no not my style.
How many tattoos do you have? none!
If you don’t have any, have you ever thought of getting one? my sister and I are goning to get tatoos me one saying big little sis and her saying little big sis.
What did you do for your last birthday? I was at a guide camp but before that my party was a Disney themed.
Do you carry a donor card? a what?
Who was the last person you ate dinner with? -_-  Taylor Swift… MY PARENTS!
Is the glass half empty or half full? I broke it before you asked this question.
What’s the farthest-away place you’ve been? before I was born I went to New Zealand.
When’s the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? YUCK! NEVER!
Have you ever won a trophy? no.
Are you a good cook? yes.
Do you know how to pump your own gas? what?
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?  TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? does home count as school and do everyday clothes count as uniform?
Do you touch-type? ?????? What?????
What’s under your bed? the floor, I don’t have anything under my bed it’s one of those beds that seem to sit on other beds. they have no “Under”
Do you believe in love at first sight?  no.
Think fast, what do you like right now? TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where were you on Valentine’s day? ummm… Don’t know dont’t care.
What time do you get up? normally about 7:30 but lastnight I stayed up until 1:00 am so I wake up at 9 whatever.
What was the name of your first pet? Zebedee I still own her, she’s a jack russel terrier and she’s 15 years old.
Who is the second to last person to call you? Dad probably.
Is there anything going on this weekend? uhhh…. oh I’m going to sing at my friends funeral.
How are you feeling right now? Now I am thinking about Neal, sad.
What do you think about the most?  Fanfiction, cats, Taylor Swift.
What time do you get up in the morning? Didn’t I already answer this?
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? umm… I’d let them figure it out.
Who would you tell first? mum or dad.
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? Box trolls I think.
Do you sing in the shower? no…. maybe… only the bath.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I already answered this one.
What do you do most when you are bored? Be bored?
What do you do for a living? Live.
Do you love your job? Of living? Of being a child? yes.
What did you want to be when you grew up? I still want to be an astronomer or astronaut.
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? I just answered that.
Which came first the chicken or the egg? Egg.
How many keys on your key ring? none I don’t have a key ring.
Where would you retire to? Home where I live right now, I want to inherit it.
What kind of car do you drive? A bmx bicycle.
What are your best physical features? I like my cheeks and eyes and hair.but really… I couldn’t love myself anymore.
What are your best characteristics? that means like personality right? umm… I’m very friendly and open hearted.
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Scotland, to meet my cousins.
What kind of books do you like to read? anything by Tamora Pierce.
Where would you want to retire to? Didn’t I answer this?
What is your favorite time of the day? any time before 10 am and after 5 pm cos that’s when I can use my computer.
Where did you grow up?Canberra I moved to Tasmania when I was 5
How far away from your birthplace do you live now? across the bass strait.
What are you reading now? Tricksters choice by Tamora Pierce.
Are you a morning person or a night owl? night owl.
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? mmmhmmm P-: no.
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? yeah easy.
Do you have pets? two a kitten named Q7&xMj%0 and Zebedee.
How many rings before you answer the phone? I wait for mum or dad.
What is your best childhood memory? the day dad made a minecraft server for me and Austin and called it Batpup Island (Ps. my nickname is BatPup)
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? baby child and Tween.
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? ummm… I like Fairy Tail now?
What is most important in life money, love or revenge? Duh love.
What Inspires You? powerful women standing up for people they love.
What is your Favorite Drink and why? aplle and black currant juice and because.
How do you remember how to spell Because? I don’t I just misspelled it and if it wasn’t for spell check it would still be like that.
What is your Faverote Sushi? oh the English do you realize you spelt favorite wrong? as for sushi? I don’t eat fish, so any with no fish.
What is your favorite time of the year?
Autumn, it’s the harvest time of year it’s always so beautiful.

This is from a new source:

1) What was the last picture you took with your phone? idk

2) Do you know any big gossips?no.

3) Have you been pulled over by a cop? no.

4) Do you know your heritage? uhh I know I’m some how related to William the conquerer on mums side.

5) What have you always wanted? Did you ever get it? A pony, no.

6) What kind of sickness have you lied about so you wouldn’t go to work? none I am not even 13 yet!

7) What was the last lie you told? i don’t know probably something to do with the awkwardness of my friends.

8) Have you ever danced in the rain? no, does singing count? “I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!”

9) What is your blood type? ??????? what???????

10) Have you ever been in a car accident? no hope I never will.

11) What was the weirdest prank call that you have made? I have never prank called anyone.

12) Best compliment you have received? I don’ know one time my friend fell off his bike and dislocated his pinkie and I ran over to see if he was okay, three days later he said I was a good runner, I guess that made me feel pretty good.

13) Do you trust anyone with your life? my parents, my siblings.

14) What is your greatest strength or weakness? I am very quick thinker, Weakness: I’m not very strong or acrobatic.

15) What is your perfect pizza? Hawaiian.

16) What was your first thought when you woke up this morning “Oh *&#4@ I stayed up till 1 am what time is it?”

17) Do you get along with your family? Why or why not? Yes I do, because we love each other very much (Even if some of us are a HUGE pain in the butt)

18) Ugly and live forever, or attractive and die in a year? neither! I could never stand to be immortal because then I would watch my friends die and leave me I would be scarred until the universe ends. and the pretty one? I couldn’t die in a year I want to live my life to the fullest.

19) You discover that your wonderful one year old child is because of a mix up at the hospital and not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake? yeah!

20) Would you be willing to lie to a court for a close friend if it meant saving your friend from going to jail for life? Depends on what my friend did how close my friend is and well many other things.

21) Would you be willing to eat a bowl of crickets for $40,000? ummm maybe?

22) If you could have anyone locked in a room so that you could torment them for a day, whom would you choose ad how would you torment them? why would I torment anyone? if it was anyone it would be my ex friends Jayde and Shante and I’d give them solitary confinement

23) Do you feel that children should be sheltered from unhappiness? yeah I’d still a child!

24) If you could have personally witnessed anything, what would you want to have seen? the big bang!

25) If you could wake up tomorrow in the body of someone else, who would you pick and what would you do? Taylor Swift I’d see what it is like.

26) If you could be any age for a week, what age would that be? I’d like to know what it feels like to be young and carefree again (Aka 2-5) and I’d like to be able to remember it this time.

27) What question do you hate to answer? dumb ones, no which friend would you like to date. I answered that one recently and my “Friend” teased me until I left the camp!

28) If you could only have one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? Pizza!

29) Where do you go to get on a computer? I own a dingy old laptop so my bedroom.

30) How do you start a conversation? “Hi! How are you?”

31) What keys on a keyboard do you not use? tab and the windows key.

32) If you had a brainwashing machine, who would you use it on? no one I’d destroy it.

33) You are walking home in the dark, you see something move. What/Who is it(guess)?     A What do you do? A pademelon. ignore it.

34) What is the strangest name someone has introduced themselves as to you? What is their real name? cyberjinn2k it was a username, his real name is Jeff.

35) Where were you 3 hours ago? Do you think someone was stalking you? uhh… playing guitar and no.

36) Have you ever eaten a crayon, or glue? Or what strange thing have you eaten? Crayon and chalk I used to, I once tried the lead of a colored pencil YUCK!

37) What type of music do you listen to? (Genre, artists, songs?) TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!

38) What cheers you up? my mum, my cat my home.

39) What do you constantly think about that, either makes you sad or just anything? fanfiction.

40) Is there something you constantly lose at your house or anywhere? my music player.

41) Do you have a favorite book or read much? Why or why not? yes anything by Tamora Pierce and because she writes about empowering women and I love it!

42) What is the longest you have gone without sleep? all night.

43) Do you have anyone you go to for advice? In person or online? my mum.

44) What is the habit you are proudest of breaking or want to break? I want to stop biting my nails.

45) Is there anything I should know? about what?

46) What do you order or not order at a restaurant you have been to or never been to? I usually go to indian and we always get butter chicken.

47) What is your favorite word? Least favorite? fave: Love live laugh and smile. least: Hate.

48) Describe something that’s happened to you for which had no explanation. I once broke my little toe for no reason at all.

49) What did you do for your latest birthday? I had a… Hey I already answered this!

50) What holidays do you celebrate? Are you a religious person or not? the usual Christmas Halloween though I also celebrate Yule Samhain and the Exinoxes and Solstices.

 Okay do you know enogh about me yet? this has taken me an hour to make it was so much fun!
Have a wonderful amazing day!
-DIYanna
 
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Things To Do When Your Bored

soooo…. I am so bored that I’m going online and watching videos about being bored and now I am so bored of being bored and I know I have things to do but those things are so boring that I can’t even… (I am going camping!!!!) so for those bored people of boredtopia (Population me) I have something for you. . .

Ten Things To Do When You’re Bored.

  1. Go on youtube and just randomly start listening to music and Dance. . . (Nothing much more to it)
  2. EAT, because eating cures everything!
  3. go on Akinator and guess yourself (Let’s see how many times this’ll get it right… and if it can find your twin)
  4. go camping… in your back yard… so yeah I am going camping on a girl guides and Scouts camp for the weekend but still I can camp in my back yard too! get a tarpaulin, some poles and a lot of rope, and make a tent. Then get a sleeping bag a few stick some rocks and a teddy bear  make a pretend fire and pretend to be an explorer. (I have done this alot, it’s fun.)
  5. do a personality test about your favourite TV show/movie  and get really frustrated because it said you are most like your least favourite character.
  6. make a board themed around  your favourite animal. get a cork board and draw photos and print out pictures of squirrles or whatever then when you’re done you have to ask yourself “Why did I do this again?” and go back to doing weird personality tests on Buzz Feed.
  7.  pretend to be a spy! And walk around hiding (Behind trees or in plain sight.) and learn everything about everything.
  8. Have a photo shoot. with your phone or camera (Or webcam)  dress up like the easter bunny and Tinker bell and take photos easy!
  9. watch videos about being bored on youtube.
  10. Write about being bored on social media because the world needs to know.

Your welcome! and now I will do none of these because I have to go and make a Bedroll and pack so later!

I am going to be posting again on Monday if I remember (Which I probably wont.)

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

-DIYanna

My second weird dream

I dreamt that all animals could talk but not everybody knew that. I of course knew that and I had a dog named Scotty and he was this fluffy little black dog (like the small black one in… lady and the tramp?) up the hill lived a old woman (I don’t remember the name of)  we’ll name Hazel and Hazel had a cat (Who wore glasses and smoked cigarettes)  he was a ginger cat named Mr Chris and a dalmatian named Bruno.
One day I was playing in my yard with Scotty and the dalmatian Bruno ran down the hill and cowered behind me and told me that Hazel was attacking him.
I took him to my big shed and calmed him down, and he stayed okay till sunset then Hazel ran down. me Bruno and Scotty hid under a table in my big she and Mr Chris found us so we got some of the lots of rope there tho tie him up and gag him and we bolted up the hill to her yard and  she chased us up so Scotty jumped in a pond and stuck his head and tail out so he looked like a weed  I climbed a tree hiding in the leaves so i could see and Bruno copied Scotty and looked ridiculous and of course Hazel saw him and almost grabbed him but I jumped down behind her and tapped her on the shoulder and me and Scotty ran back to my place. now picture this a big cream house with two sheds they are kind of connected by the roof and they share a wall the big one at the back is where we hid on these are  directed the same way as the hill so if there wasn’t a bush in the way you’d be able  to see under the one we hid in (it’s called the apple shed) on the side with the bush is a gravel driveway and there on the other side of the big white people mover car is a small grassy hill like someone dug a hole in the ground now there in a gravel path leading up from the door of the house to the driveway next to the door is a bush where Hazel and Mr Chris were mr chris had ropes around his feet and a cloth tied with blue green rope around his neck and was smoking and still wore his glasses they both threw rocks at us so we got in the car and locked the doors and I looked at Mr Chis and then Hazel and opened my door a bit and said “I can show you something cool!” they stopped throwing rocks and brought Mr Chris up to me I pulled off the ropes and asked him if wanted me to take off the glasses and take away the cigarette  he said yes so I did and got a bucket and filled it with water at the tap and he drank that and then… (I woke up because the phone rang and mum yelled. . .

so yeah you picture what happened next that woul;d make  a cool stroy if someone would like to make one.
BYEEEEEEE DEEE’S have a good day!-DIYanna

Scary story

Okay so I swear you won’t have nightmares from this story I hope you enjoy, it’s called Rap Rap Rap

Once there was a old lady who bought a haunted old house and she lived happily for a long time, until one day (night) she was reading a book  when she heard a noise,

“Rap rap rap!”

she lay there for a while perfectly still and she decided that her mind was playing tricks on her.
then she heard it again as she was falling asleep.

“Rap, rap, rap.”

She knew it was real now so she couldn’t  deny it.
she opened the door slowly.

“Rap, rap, rap!”

she walked out to the hall way following the sound which came from downstairs.

“Rap, rap, rap.”

she walked down the stairs holding tight to the banister.

“Rap, rap, rap.”

she followed the noise to the closet under the stairs.

“Rap, rap, rap.”

In the closet were some drawers.

“Rap, rap, rap.”

she opened the top one there was nothing there.

“rap, rap, rap.”

she opened the middle one. nothing there.

“Rap, rap, rap.”

she opened the bottom one.

“Rap, rap, rap.”

In that draw was…

“Rap, rap, rap.”

Wrapping paper!

So how’d you like that?! I really like this one!  I found this on Scary for kids And there are lots of funny/scary stories and other things and I am not sponsored And I just really like them.

Love you and I am sending you my love!

-DIYanna

My Weird Dreams

Today I dreamed about two things; first I’ll give you a picture: a large-ish house with two medium brick sheds out back, on the right is a tall building with a weird neon sign, on the other side is a paddock with small growing trees. (Apples)
Now that house is an award show with a whole ton of celebritys. (1D Taylor Swift Demi Lovato Katy Perry Ect.) And I am the only fan there…

So I first walked around helping out a bit then i got a ton of paper and asked for autographs, first (For my friend who asked me to) I went to 1D then I went over to 5sos and Ariana Grande,  and P!nk.
Then I saw Taylor swift Katy Perry and Demi Lovato so I went over to them. (I have no idea why Taylor Swift was with Katy Perry)
And I really love Taylor Swift and Katy Perry so I was obviously very exited. (And not at all shy)
So I went over to Katy Perry first because she was closest and asked her for an autograph then Because she was in between I got Demi’s and they were both really nice and we hugged and chatted.
Then I asked Taylor (Because she is my role model) and I told her she is my role model and I can sing all her songs even the rare ones and expected her to be really nice because everyone says she is, and when i asked for an autograph she just said “No go away.”
And was really rude and I don’t know what I did wrong. But I ended up eating plums with 1D. (And I have no idea why)
And then I had to leave and couldn’t finish my last plum so I gave it to Nial and that was the weirdest part.

Then in the same place I ended up with my grand parents on my dads side and my aunt and some friends and my brother.
so me my friends and my brother (Who we’ll call Austin) were pretending to be cats, and fooling people. We ate cat food and purred but we were still human.
Then we got trapped in the air vents of the neon sign building with the cast from the Annoying Orange TV show and some broken Teddy bears.
Our air vents were getting flooded and we tried getting out (Did I mention we were really small in these air vents?) but we couldn’t but we found an exit and we were stupidly high up  but there was this square pipe thing painted green that we walked along (Still acting like cats.) And jumped off onto the roof of the weird shed, the one I ate plums in, and ran into the house.
There I saw my grand parent arguing with my aunt, my aunt thought I was me not a cat, and my Grand mother was arguing I was just a cat, so me and Austin had to be very careful My friends  decided to show they weren’t cats and prove that me and Austin weren’t either.
First they brought us to a weird farm in the middle of nowhere  with a ton of dogs, and we hissed and swatted. (And i scratched up the car.) And then they brought me into one of the sheds and my aunt said: “Okay I don’t know if you’re a cat or not but please tell me.” And I replied. (shape-shifting into an Oven.) “Oh I’m not a cat I’m an Oven!” And then I woke up.

So guys that was my weird dreams I hope you enjoyed!

-DIYanna

Code snswer.

this is the answer to A secret code if you haven’t looked at that don’t keep reading. now comment you answer and keep reading.

The code is every two letters are backwards this is the easy one and there is a harder one too which i tell the answer of tomorrow. the words say:

I made this code it’s easy to crack if you knowhow to. I made this so you had a fun thing to do. I hope you enjoy reading this share the code with your friends byeeeeee!

there you go i know i said I’d tell you the answer in a week but i was bored. How do you like my diary posts? answer in the comments! bye!

-DIYanna

no. two code.

okay so i seem to have gotten a new follower who has asked me to”keep it up.” so i made this the code word is “love.” you work it out.

Wr er cry njmf jx Girlydreamers0? J irsf cry er.

The “Cry”s  they wern’t meant to be a word they are a completely different one.

this is for girlydreamer0 so love you and for a while any new followers who comment on a post i will make a second one dedicated to her. (if it’s a “he” then go away dude this is a girl site!)

byyyeeeee

-DIYanna

A Secret Code

Dee’s i have a code which i need you to crack it says;

i amed htsi oced ti si aeys ot rccak fi oyu nkwo ohw ot. i amed htsi  os oyu ahd a ufn htnig ot od. i ohep oyu neojy erdanig htsi. hsrae hte oced iwht oyru rfeidns. ybeeeeee!

in a week i shall post the answer if you crack the code before then comment on the post if you did.

Byeee

-DIYanna

Q & A Answers.

Hello!

i got one question from Georgia. it is; “would you rather scream every time you fell asleep or fall asleep every time you sleeped?😝 It’s a hard question, tell me your answer.” okay Georgia i have kind of translated that if i screamed i would wake back up but if slept every time i slept i’d never wake up. i think i pick sleep every time i slept coz mum would wake me up.

i think i’ll do a January one too, make this a monthly thing. ask questions i would love more than one question.

Bye Dee’s!

-DIYanna